Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ontologically speaking, is a Buick, chocolate, and sex the answer to the mystery of life?

If I have sex in the back of my Buick with my girlfriend, with a little chocolate syrup to make it interesting, can we find the one true sweet mystery of life? Will it be impossible, or just absurd? |||Let's see.





Buick + chocolate + sex = 42?





No. It doesn't work, see? |||But it won't last long. Life can't be all syrupy sex.|||No, the answer is 42.





Sex in a Buick with the aid of chocolate syrup is just a good idea.|||No. anime is.|||ontology (noun): (1) the branch of metaphysics that studies the nature of existence or being as such; (2) loosely: metaphysics





According to the Mind, Matter, and Quantum Mechanics theory, chocolate doesn't exist unless you are there to observe it. A Buick is like an electron - you either know where it is or how fast it is traveling, but not both. As for sex, are we speaking before or after the chocolate and in the front or back seat of the Buick?|||Lol- but why can't life be all chocolaty, syrupy sex? The Buick is just a setting, so it's irrelevant.:p

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